Idiot
Well of all the insulting things!
Yes, at 18 pounds I am big boned and floofy and I know I need to lose a little. (ok, more than a little) but of all the rude, inconsiderate things to yell out! He really pissed mom off too!
I think I'm gonna call my friend Fat Eric from Across The Pond and all the other generously endowed blogosphere cats and we're gonna go poop on his pillow and tear up that garden he is so proud of! Then we'll go pee by his front door so he can remember us every time he goes outside, Mmmmmm. Mmmmmm. What an enchanting scent.
Creep.
-Shaggy


