Yakkety Yak
I yakked directly into moms left clog the other night.
A nice big runny blob of partially digested stomach matter.
Now you think she'd be appreciative of the fact that I scored a direct bullseye into it.
I didn't get one drop on the carpet. She's always complaining when I yak on the carpet.
So I tried to be considerate and yak in her clog.
You just can't satisfy some people.
-Scooby
posted by Shaggy and Scout | 11:12 AM
20 Comments:
Sheesh, what do dey want? We think da moms will only be happy if we yak right in da garbage! If dey want us to do dat den dey hafta stop yelling when we inspekt da garbage can...yoor right, der is just no satisfying dem.
We're impressed! It's SO hard to aim whilst yakking.
Humans are so picky.
Sheesh, man, what more can you do to make a person happy? You didn't get it on the carpet, and clogs are just WRONG anyway, so you did her TWO favors. TWO!
This is what I'm saying... I mean, Maw gets upset when we yak in the middle of the night, because then she knows what she has to do when she gets up in the morning. No pleasing beans.
Luf, Us
Scooby
Mom couldn't believe that as soon as I entered the bedroom (I was outside the closed door begging to come in) I immediately starting urping...and Mom grabbed me (Can you believe she picked me up?) and put me on the blanket on the bed and I threw up on it. (She had to wash that) and then I moved onto the chair and urped over there too(so she had to take the throw on the chair and wash it too)...then I was fine.
MOL!!!!!!!
purrin
xoxox
Abby
sheesh Scooby - your the mom should haf given you a MEDAL for perfect aim!
That was very considerate of you! I try to be considerate too. When I had an oopsie early this morning, I pooped it right outside the bedroom so Jan stepped in it in the dark. Humans! You just can't make them happy.
Buddy
PS --That should make your mom feel blessed.
We can't believe she didn't thank you for not getting it on the carpet!!
Mum doesn't like it on the carpet or on her shoes. She says I should do it on the throw rugs, the ones she can wash!
Derby
Well, even if your human did not appreciate your efforts, I think you did a good job, Scooby!
I think that was very considerate of you.
I know what you mean! My mom always try to steer us to the kitchen or bathroom if she hears us winding up for a yak. I wonder why she got that color carpet then. I thought it was cat yak gold or something.
Hope you had a Happy Halloween!
What a rude reaction. The thanks (or lack there-of) you get for trying.
Next time you should just yak up on her toes and see how she likes it. We're proud of you for being considerate, even if you ol' human isn't.
It's been a long while since we've blogged but sometimes checked in on you guys anyway. Glad you're all still here. We've had some changes, but life is good in the Oligarchy.
awwwww, who can blame a tux for anything??
After you Yakkity Yakked, did she talk back?
hehehe
Katie
(Glogirly's Cat)
hi neighbor!!!
geez. that was pretty ungrateful of her.
Did she see it before putting her clog on? That really takes skill to keep it on the clog. Good job!
--Jasper
No. No you can't. I know all about that.
Maddie
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