Idiot
I was walking around outside with mom the other day and a neighbor man was driving by in his car and he yells out "I think that cat needs to go on a diet, don't you?!!"
Well of all the insulting things!
Yes, at 18 pounds I am big boned and floofy and I know I need to lose a little. (ok, more than a little) but of all the rude, inconsiderate things to yell out! He really pissed mom off too!
I think I'm gonna call my friend Fat Eric from Across The Pond and all the other generously endowed blogosphere cats and we're gonna go poop on his pillow and tear up that garden he is so proud of! Then we'll go pee by his front door so he can remember us every time he goes outside, Mmmmmm. Mmmmmm. What an enchanting scent.
Creep.
-Shaggy
Well of all the insulting things!
Yes, at 18 pounds I am big boned and floofy and I know I need to lose a little. (ok, more than a little) but of all the rude, inconsiderate things to yell out! He really pissed mom off too!
I think I'm gonna call my friend Fat Eric from Across The Pond and all the other generously endowed blogosphere cats and we're gonna go poop on his pillow and tear up that garden he is so proud of! Then we'll go pee by his front door so he can remember us every time he goes outside, Mmmmmm. Mmmmmm. What an enchanting scent.
Creep.
-Shaggy
posted by Shaggy and Scout | 11:16 PM
15 Comments:
What a total butthead. We'll contribute some aromatic pee.
Yup, it gets a little wild around here when all the poodins get scairt at da same tyme. Last night, somebuddy let off firecrackers an Sally & Reno were out in da enclosure. Well, they both came flying in thru da cat flap at da same tyme!!! It wuz a Very Tite Squeeze, and they struggled, but they made it!!!!
You guys stay in tonight, ok?
Luf, Us
that is about the roodest thing i have ever heard!!! you are handsome and awesome looking. my Mom was even sayin' that i'm lookin' kinda thin, 'specially since they took off all my fur when i was asleep after having half my teeth pulled!!!!
What a big dodo! That man is very stupid and MEAN. If you find him, I will give him the bitey for you. And I can bite very hard.
This is a little late, but I HAVE to comment about this. We big guys have nothing to be ashamed of, Shaggy. That person was out of line. He doesn't even know you. What made him think he could say something so rude! I agree that we should all get together and take our revenge on this fool!
Maxwell Smartkitty
Count Huggy Bear and me in ... that's just rude of him! Doesn't he know that you're named Shaggy because of your "shagginess" and not Chubby because of your girth? Some people!
--Jasper
That was very very rude of that man. My brother weighs just about what you do Shaggy but that only makes him more fun to pounce on and use for a pillow sometimes.
Outrageous! I'm with you, Shaggy my friend, just send the directions to this idiot's house and I'll be right there. I'll collect Toby and Edmund the Rotund on the way...(mutters) what a nerve! Don't these people know that More = Magnificent and Floofy = Fabulous????!!!
ButtHead! I think that your plan is a good one! Too bad we can't poop on his pillow!
Yoo can count us in too. Flynn's only a skinny little 14lbs. but I will use all my 21lbs. to punish that nasty rood nayber.
(Big)Eric.
Too bad he was in a car! I would've really yowled at that bad guy!
Boy, would we like to see what this neighbor guy looks like!
Big is Beautiful!!
Mittens
I Dare You!
Come on over and check it out!
Anastasia
YOu said it right...IDIOT!
~Abby
How diswespectful!
Wet's all go poop on his piwwow!
How rude! Considerin a lot of beans I've seen walk by, we could shout the same fing out the windows at them. How would they like THEM apples?
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